anniekroy:

We’re friends… we’re extras.

Let’s talk about how Nate and Sophie are terrible at being in a relationship like they’re already in one. The First Rule of San Lorenzo: You don’t talk about San Lorenzo… or the kiss or Sophie’s real name. (In my personal headcanon, Nate shouts different names mid-coitus till he gets it right—DOMINIQUE?… CAROLINE?… RAQUEL?). The Second Rule of San Lorenzo: sobriety not optional, develop a drinking habit, or leave your spouse, the Duke on your behalf. I love Nate acting coy like he doesn’t have stellar decision-making skills even under the influence. Yeah, Nate, how ever did you slip into Sophie’s vagina and pass out on the floor. Three, when considering a friends with benefits relationship, act like it’s not a big deal, because that’s mastermind talk for we’re taking baby steps. Lastly, make sure the chances of Eliot and Parker NOT seeing a bra dangling from the staircase is zero. Relationship advice not written by Nate and Sophie. Hardison and Parker, don’t take notes.

#this is exactly what i wanted to happen this season and they are just as terrible as i knew they would be and everything is ridiculous ‘secret’ sex and nothing hurts

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anniekroy:

elenitahb:

“Is that what they call it?”

#doing the san lorenzo like they do on the discovery channel #on nate’s bed on nate’s floor on a towel by nate’s door in nate’s tub in nate’s car up againt nate’s mini-bar

I WILL GET ALCOHOL POISONING WITH THIS SHIP

#ACCURATE #SAN LORENZO STYLE #code for: get pissed drank first

elenitahb:

LEVERAGE. ONE SCENE PER EPISODE

NATE: It took ten years but we got our first crash landing.
SOPHIE: [snickering] Ten years. Thanks for getting it right this time.
NATE: You’re right. Ten years ago I saw you for the first time. You were swiping a Degas from a collection in Prague. I saw you… you saw me.
SOPHIE: I ran, you chased.
NATE: Then, two years later, I caught up with you In Damascus- caught you, I should say. You, uh, turned around, introduced yourself and that’s when I met Sophie Devereaux. It’ll be eight years next month.
[Sophie smiles]
SOPHIE: Well played.
NATE: Thank you.
SOPHIE: I still don’t understand how you can mix up Paris… and Tuscany.

1.05; The Mile High Job

elenitahb:

Keep it safe. Keep it safe for me.

Leverage; 4.05 - The Van Gogh Job

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elenitahb:

LEVERAGE. ONE SCENE PER EPISODE.

NATE: Anybody who wants to walk away can do it right now.
ELIOT: One more.
HARDISON: … Maybe two.
PARKER: I bought a plant.
HARDISON: Nice. Team spirit.
PARKER: What does it do?

1.02;  The Homecoming Job

#guh. #that sound you hear is the sound of the most polyamorous show to ever exist #(one of) my favorite things about leverage is how most of the time they don’t even try to hide the fact that the plot is just an excuse to show the love story of these 5 fucked up characters who found each other and they decided to be fucked up together #also the beauty of that last line I can’t even express it with words because parker doesn’t even have furniture in that creepy warehouse that is her home and there she is buying a plant even if she doesn’t know what does it do just because hardison told them they could buy one and the that fact she does BUY it shows that she’s willing to start caring about people and it’s beautiful and I love that she can only express her feelings through random objects and code words because it’s perfect and what is even more perfect is that hardison understands her because he always do and he levels with her and he waters the plant because that’s these characters’ way of caring about each other and it’s subtle and delicate and perfect #I have so many feelings about this show

elenitahb:

LEVERAGE. ONE SCENE PER EPISODE

ELIOT: You want to run a game on this guy? You?
NATE: Yeah, I mean, how do you think I got most of my stolen merchandise back? I mean, this guy, he’s greedy, thinks he’s smart, he’s the best kind of mark.
PARKER: He does think he got ride of us.
HARDISON: Element of surprise.
ELIOT: What’s in it for me?
NATE: Payback. And if it goes right, a lot of money.
PARKER: What’s in it for me?
NATE: A lot of money. And if it goes right, payback. [she smiles] Hardison?
HARDISON: I was just gonna send a thousand porno magazines to his office, but hell yeah, man, let’s kick him up.
ELIOT: [to Nate] What’s in it for you?
NATE: He used my son. [he pauses] All right, let’s go get Sophie. [Nate, Parker and Hardison leave]
ELIOT: … What the hell’s a Sophie?

1.01; The Nigerian Job

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I am really starting to like tazing people. Is that a problem?

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mareeana:

#professional life-ruiners

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